Picking up girls at the gas station....

bad news but it DOESN'T WORK!!! I have never been so freaked out in my life then I was two days. Here I am with my son at the gas station trying to get air into my exercise ball (ya ya I know NOW it won't work) and some guy pulls up in his car right behind me and trys to make conversation. Then get this, he's telling me how he's seen me around before at this place and that place and I was thinking to myself, OMG do I have a stalker?

Where was my mace when I needed it.....